Most people assume that stay-at-home-dads live this mundane, repetitive existence that borders mild insanity, with little adult conversation and no time for personal hygiene and sleep, let alone a creative outlet or time to relax and collect one's own thoughts.
It's not just play groups with other people's ill-disciplined kids and misguided child minders, dirty nappies, primitive educational games, an afternoon spent preparing several meals, endless trips to the supermarket and cartoons. No, it's far more exciting than that.
With so much success and time on their hands, God has decided to actually ignore them and concentrate his efforts on Donald Trump, as her father continues to justify his existence by posting regular clips on social media sites in an attempt to convince people - who generally don't give a tuppeny-jizz about him or Aoibheann - that they are hugely successful and as gleeful as a morning healthfood advert.
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